Katie's Journal

Pirika Pirilala Poporina Paperuto~!

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 16:24:51 GMT

I feel a little sick, had chest pains and bad gas a while ago, and trying to heal a pulled muscle from karaté class. In other words--I'm staying home today. I think karma wants to bite me in the ass for talking it out with my Sociology teacher--I nearly quit the class because it was too hard. Turns out the class I did want(World Language, even though I already took Spanish) has a bitchy teacher.-_-;

I've finished the chibi-chibis of Trish and Y2J, so those will be up soon...I hope. Next up is Christian/Betamon, Lita/Torimon, and...how about Taker and Konekomon?^_^(BTW, congrats to Cena-chan on his third WWE title win)

And...over the summer, I've gotten a bit of an addiction to Doremi. The series is awesome. Hana-chan is uberly kawaii, and Momoko's seiyuu has really grasped her English(then again, she voiced Willis/Wallace in the first Digimon 02 movie)! This is the first magical girl animé I've gotten hooked on since Cardcaptor Sakura, so this is a big deal.

I'm also planning something really cool--my first amv! What's the theme? Well, that's a...na-i-sho(secret in 'japanese'), na no nya!;)

.....

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:02:29 GMT

*says nothing*

Lightning: Oy; first Eddie dies last year, then Angle retires last week, now this. On behalf of my trainer, I'd like to wish a moment of silence for the Croc Hunter, Steve Irwin. ...Really, a STINGRAY...

Now that that's over, it's confirmed that SATOSHI IS NOT LEAVING POKéMON. If he did, he would've taken the Frontier Brain job. But he didn't, chu!o^.^o

OMG...

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 19:26:52 GMT

I got my learners permit today.O_O Considering I barely studied, I'm kinda shocked.^^;

-School starts on Wednesday. Joy...then again, Mashpee starts a lot later than the other towns...

-Jericho got kicked out of the opening round of Celeb Duets. This majorly sucks. I'm doing his chibi-chibi next. I'll put up Trish and Floramon soon.

-A handicap Hell In A Cell (tornado?)tag match. That's original, that's for sure...but considering the McMahons have Big Show and maybe even half the crowd behind them(they'll be in Canada for Unforgiven and the Raw after), can't help but worry about Gamecube and especially HBK. Those stupid Canadians don't know when to let go of that damn screwjob. I still say it's Vince's fault.

Okay, I think I'm gonna go sleepy now, nya~>-.-<

Ooh--art gallery, nya~

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:19:37 GMT

Finished with my summer job...and I don't even advance to a trot on Billy. Mrs. Riley, you suck. I think she enjoyed my torture scooping horse dung in the heat.;_; And I don't do well around subs(usually I have Mrs. Vaughn), so I was really uncomfortable.

Anyways, I'm going to be posting up my recent 'Project Chibi-chibi' art. I have gotten my art streak back in me...and I'm using Paint to boot. Not the greatest, but it gets the job done.^_^ BTW, to start off...I'd like to issue the following:

Enjoy the pics, and don't steal, 'kay?

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:21:00 GMT

Jeff Hardy's back.

Off the drugs.

Bring on the Hardyz reunion, bitches.:D

...and this is my last week at the stables...;___;

Mr. Levesque, it's a girl!

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:15:24 GMT

Yep; Stephy popped last night(on a MONDAY no less--Grisham gave us the news right before Carlito vs. Shelton; and HBK shattered the fourth wall at the start of the show...somewhat), giving birth to Aurora Rose Levesque(-McMahon). Congrats to Steph and Trips--I'm betting we'll see her in 18 years and immediately win her first Women's Title ala Gail Kim.XD Just kidding, Hunter-san.^^;

I might do a Hana-chan picture in honor of this...

Let's break it down!

Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:46:21 GMT

The DX layout is all done...unfortunately, I couldn't find any approprately cute pics of those two for the background, but the classic pose works too!^__^ The next project is to grab some icons to do sort of a mood theme with. I've got 15 to work with, so I'll grab some of Shawn-san-chi and Hunter-san solo, and a few of them together as DX now.:)

I also need to think of the next wrestler for 'Project Chibi-chibi'. I've already done HBK(and Babydramon) and Kane(and Meramon). My potential choices right now are Hunter/DemiDevimon, Randy/Patamon, YamiTaker/Konekomon, or Batista/Chihuamon. You'll see who the created Digimon are soon enough, nya.

Are you READY?!

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:02:20 GMT

Okay, it's been a while since I've updated. But school's over for the next couple months, and I'm struggling to work on my fic...but my creative mind had other things to work on(like cute wrestler chibi-chibis!). Here's what's been happening:

-If the title didn't give it away, D-Generation X is indeed back. Shawn and Hunter are gonna give Vince their own version of 'personal hell', and I will be loving it every step of the way! Keep it up you two, you're doing great!

-I, along with many other fans, was marking the hell out once RVD became the new WWE champion..AND ECW champ! But now he's made me extremeley disappointed in him--he got caught with weed, along with Sabu. I was very close to putting Robby as the new theme of the journal, but now DX will be getting that honor. At least they both understood what they did was really dumb, and a little respect will be kept for that.^^

-Jay-jay lost the NWA title to JJ...god damnit. Poor Christian.;_;

-Batista is back as of last night. Thank goodness, cause I was missing him like hell. And Taker has shown a sign to come back as well...now all we need is Benoit-sama and SD will be back on track again!

-My birthday is tomorrow! I can't believe it...18! I'll be going to Hyannis to pick up some presents from Borders and Best Buy. The day after is my first day at my summer job/s...I hope I can remember my horse-riding lessons from camp!

-Been planning on getting my driver's permit...kind of scared, but hopefully I won't get into any accidents practicing!^_^

Preview of TLK--WWE/TNA Style!

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 22:05:39 GMT

Hey guys! Dunno if anyone's actually reading this(:p), but I recently started a fanfic parodying my favorite movie--The Lion King! I just typed up the first part of the second chapter, but the forums are down. So what's a fangirl to do? Post it on her journal, that's what! Here it is:

Well, I'll try my best to be good and descriptive. I have access to the script, and will group scenes as I see fit. Chapter 1 will cover Circle of Life to just before we see Young Simba(or Dominic Mysterio, in this case!:p). Here we go!
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[B]Chapter 1: Circle of Superstars(part 1)[/B]

Wednesday, March 14. Time to go back with the authoress and our favorite grapplers. And KT is...[I]not[/I] torturing them?

Yep, you read that right. From the moment she finished explaining to the cast what scenes they were doing first, KT had taken 9-year-old Dominic to work on his role as Young Simba. Let's join them on the stage, shall we?

"Okay, Dominic...you [I]sure[/I] you've mastered your lines?" KT was skeptical about choosing him to play the lead cub--after all, he was the youngest...and more than that, she wasn't sure if he had completely recovered from the death of his father's close friend so soon after a storyline all three were involved in.

"[I]Ci[/I]! Hakuna Matata!" KT had to chuckle at this--the kid had better optimism than Rey himself! Then it was on to the part she wanted to prepare him for.

"Alright now," KT started, "this stunt is why I'm being Young Nala instead of another Diva...or even Double H's daughter."

"Double H? Dontcha mean [I]Triple[/I] H?" Dominic was curious why the 3-year WWE fan had made a naming mistake.

The authoress smiled. She knew she'd get asked this question someday. "Well; when I say Triple H, I do mean The Game. But I say [I]Double[/I] H to refer to Hulk Hogan. So I was referring to Brooke, okay?" [I]Maybe if I do another one of these, I can use her for Alice in Wonderland...[/I] KT thought to herself with a smile.

KT then looked at the clock--3:00 p.m., fifteen minutes after she started. "Sorry Dominic, we'll have to do this next week. Since I'm not using you until then, can you help me do roll call?" She may have seemed a bit mean and commanding to the big adults much taller than her, but she thought of herself as a role model figure to the ones younger than her.

After the two kids had gathered the cast, KT took out a sheet of paper and ran down the names with the roles they'd be playing.

"Edge--playing Mufasa." The Rated R Superstar looked ready to Spear her as he silently raised his hand.

"Lita--playing Sarabi." Like her on-screen boyfriend, Lita made a scowl and raised her hand.

KT then smiled at the next name and gave the paper for her helper to read. "Rey Mysterio--playing Zazu! Nice one dad!" "Very funny, Dominic..."

There were two more characters after that(Rafiki and Scar), and then there was a couple of castmates who weren't in the actual parody.

KT read the next name: "Alex Shelley--cameraman!" This was a no-brainer, as Shelley(one of Jeff Jarrett's lackeys) was recently starting to tape his matches in order to get better each week on Impact. The black-and-blond haired wrestler quickly shouted "Present!" and ran into position with his camcorder--back row center.

"And last, but certainly not least--The Undertaker with the special effects! ...Uh, Taker?" She did a quick scan of the stage--no Deadman in sight. Then KT realized what happened--he must have teleported away without the usual blackout! [I]He's my favorite wrestler, but you can't keep track of him for a damn second![/I]

"Oh well...I'll have to use another Trap to get him back." True, she could've just used her PWNage Authoress Powers(C) to summon him...but that took a lot out of her, and would require intense concentration. Sighing, KT took another purple Yu-Gi-Oh card out of her pocket. Concentrating on the task at hand, she shouted its name:

"Return from the Different Dimension!"

The card glowed brightly, then the whole room went black. A second later, they came back on...and there was a loud shreik--the card had brought the Phenom back, but he was now right in front of Shelley(who almost got his camcorder broken, dropping it out of shock)!

"Damn you..." Mark 'Undertaker' Calloway growled at the young high school Junior as he turned around, the end of his long black coat swishing when he did so(and nearly knocking over Shelley in the process!). Lightning(not the Pikachu) seemed to crackle between the two...until KT looked down, slightly blushing. Not even she could win a staring contest with Taker!:p

"Um...you're going to be in the top box, okay Taker-sama?" KT mumbled quietly. Taker said nothing as he turned around(pushing Shelley aside yet again!) and went to his place in the top box/control room upstairs.

A minute later, a sort of whirring sound was heard. Everyone looked up to see a gigantic roll-down movie screen slowly come down. KT looked directly across the room, and she saw the Phenom put a medium-sized disc into...the DVD player! He then stared at the screen, and the movie inside immediately went to the familiar Lion King menu screen.

[I]...how'd he know I wanted the movie played for background reasons?[/I] KT was happy, but she didn't expect Calloway to listen to her so readily. She shrugged it off and got into 'director mode'.

"Okay people, get into positions! Shelley, Taker; start 'em up--let's do this thing!"

"I am the terror that flaps in the night..."

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 01:20:14 GMT

I have TOTALLY rediscovered my love of Darkwing Duck! Yeah, you remember watching him on the old Disney Afternoon block as a kid, dontcha? I sure do.:) So I'm making a mental note to myself to try to get the series DVD when it comes out in a month or two!^_^

As for my pick for the Royal Rumble tomorrow...I'm very hopeful Rey will win and not Hunter. Rey as the top champ on either brand would rule so much~!~! Hunter is just fine in the upper-midcard, where I actually enjoy him.:p

...have I mentioned I got an MP3 Player for Christmas?:D I love my iPod~!<3

Cause that's how he rolls~!

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 21:43:55 GMT

As you can see, Christian is the newest theme for the journal...although I was very, VERY close to choosing the late Eddie Guerrero, who died last week(may he rest in peace). Needless to say, I was a total wreck about that(and it was a terrible week at school as well).;_; As for Capt. Charisma, he made his TNA debut on the same day and made a face turn...way to gain a lot more Peeps on the bandwagon there, Jay-Jay!*giggles* Currently, I'm trying to make pics on MSPaint of both of them(as chibis), and I'll post them here when I'm done.:)

HUGE Questionaire! 1-111!

Mon, 05 Sep 2005 17:34:29 GMT

(1) Your gender: Female

(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight, I hope!:p

(3) Single?: Single
(4) Want to be?: I dunno...

(5) Your birthday: July 9

(6) Age you act: Hard to tell; I act pretty mature half the time...but I'm really a little kid at heart.XD

(7) Age you wish you were: I'm fine being 17, thank you.

(8) Your height: 4'10" Short, huh?

(9) The color of your eyes: Blue/Aquamarine

(10) Happy with it?: Pretty much, yeah.:)

(11) The color of your hair: Brown

(12) Happy with it?: I want a purple highlight sometime...:/

(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Right

(14) Your living arrangement?: I live with my dad

(15) Your family: My whole family...let's not get into that, as my late mom's side is HUGE!;)

(16) What's your job: My last job was at the bookstore; but I'll get a real job when I'm ready.:)

(17) Piercings: I used to...but then I lost my earrings!;_;

(18) Tattoos?: No!

(19) Obsessions?: I guess Pokémon; though it has died down a little.

(20) Do you speak another language: I know a little Spanish and Japanese, but I'm not fluent.

(21) Have a favorite quote: My favorite quotes are in my biography.^_^

(22) Do you have a web page?: No...

(23) Do you live in the moment?: I'm not sure, but I think so.

(24) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: No, not at all.:p

(25) Do you have any secrets?: If I blabbed about them, they wouldn't be secrets, now, would they?XD But I do kinda have a secret...pretty personal, and it's why I started watching wrestling and going to karate class.:)

(26) Do you hate yourself?: When I mess up badly, yeah I do hate myself for a while.

(27) Do you like your handwriting?: Sure do--it's very nice cursive.^_^

(28) Do you have any bad habits?: Meh, I bite my nails when they get too long.

(29) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: 'Light, Courage and Sympathy'

(30) What's your biggest fear?: My eventual death.:(

(31) Can you sing?: I have a great voice, but I have stage fright.X_x

(32) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No; I do cute Pika-pikas or Kuri-kuris for cuteness and an angry Pikachu when I'm pissed off...but that's just the way I am, chu.-^_^-

(33) Are you a loner?: I don't have many friends...

(34) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Yeah--appearances can be very decieving.

(35) Are you a daredevil?: No...

(36) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? My hair-trigger temper.>_<;

(37) Are you passive or aggressive?: Both!

(38) Have you got a car?: I dunno how to drive...I'm waiting til I get out of school to do that.

(39) If you could change one thing about yourself? My eyesight or my temper...

(40) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you
choose?: Creativity, of course!

(41) How do you have sex?: Moving on...

(42) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Yes

(43) Do you think life has been good so far?: Maybe...

(44) What do you like the most about your body?: *sweatdrops*

(45) And least?: My height...

(46) Do you think you are good looking?: If you took away my acne and glasses, I'd look kinda pretty IMO...:) For now, I just look cute.^_^

(47) Are you confident?: Depends on the situation.

(48) What is the fictional character you like most? Too many choices...but I'll pick Pikachu!

(49) Where is it?: Pokémon/Advanced Generation

(50) Are you perceived wrongly?: Yeah, I am. *thinks she knows what percieved means*

DO YOU...

(51) Smoke?: HELL NO!

(52) Do drugs?: Again...HELL NO!

(53) Read the newspaper?: Depends on whether I have school or not.

(54) Pray?: I'm not religious

(55) Go to church? Again, not religious

(56) Talk to strangers? NO!

(57) Sleep with stuffed animals?: Yep ^_^ I have a doggie named Bowser, and of course, my Li-chan! Pi-kachu!

(59) Take walks in the rain?: NO! I hate the rain...

(60) Talk to people that hate you : Sometimes at school, just to make 'em jealous.:D

(61) Drive?: Nope~!

(62) Like to drive fast?: Since I don't drive then no

HAVE YOU EVER...

(63) Liked your voice? *nods*

(64) Hurt yourself?: Sadly, yes.

(65) Been out of the country?: Sure have! Went to Ireland a few years ago.

(66) Been unfaithful?: Never had a boyfriend, so...

(67) Been in love? No boyfriend; but I did/do have several crushes.:p

(68) Done drugs?: nope

(69) Gone skinny dipping?: nope

(70) Had surgery?: Yeah; it was for a wandering eye, whatever that is.:/

(71) Ran away from home?: Nope

(72) Played strip poker: nope

(73) Gotten beaten up?: Yes

(74) Been picked on?: Yes, ever since I moved to MA.:(

(75) Been on stage?: Only once, which was before my stage fright came about. I was 6 at the time, and graduated from nursery school(strange as that sounds)...we had to sing up there. I remember I was quite the leader, telling the others where to go...I think I was the only one who could read the names on the scotch tape on the floor.^_^

(76) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with
someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the
morning, not to mention your breath?: I hate alcohol,
therefore have never been drunk.^_^

(77) Slept outdoors?: I've slept in a tent outside; does that count?

(78) Thought about suicide?: Actually, yes.O_O

(79) Pulled an all-nighter?: kinda...

(80) If yes, what is your record? 2:30 am

(81) Talked on the phone all night?: No! I barely talk on the phone as it is...

(82) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?:
No.

(83) Slept all day?: No...I've slept until noon, though!XD

(84) Killed someone?: NO!

(85) Made out with a stranger?: HELL NO!

(86) Had sex with a stranger?: More like a stranger raped me. Yep; that's my little secret.:(

(87) Thought you're going crazy?: Sometimes...

(88) Kissed the same sex?: no...

(89) Been betrayed?: I've been told on before for slipping a ticket in a lottery drawing. I ligitly bought the other 4, though!:D

(90) Had a dream that came true?: No

(91) Broken the law? Online, kinda(mp3 and Rom usage). but never got arrested for anything, though.:)

(92) Met a famous person?: I met Lance Bass...I think. He certainly looked like him.-^_^-

(93) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: No

(94) Stolen anything?: Kinda...I got a bunch of Pokémon Cards from Dad's girlfriend's son. He let me keep 'em.

(95) Been on radio/TV.?: Yes, it was to introduce one of the news programs. It was my whole class, though.:)

(96) Been in a mosh-pit?: What the hell's a mosh pit?o_0

(97) Had a nervous breakdown?: Lots of them.

(98) Considered religious vocation?: Whatever that is I'm
not religious

(99) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: I
have no sexual performance for people to criticize XDD

(100) Bungee jumped?: Hell no!O_O

(101) Had a dream that kept coming back?: I don't think so

CLOTHES and other fashion

(102) Shoe brand?: Anything comfy and my size.^_^

(103) Brand of clothing?: Anything that I like; but LL Bean's good.:)

(104) Cologne/perfume?: No...

(105) What are you normally wearing to school/work: Something comfy, like sweats.:)

(106) Wear hats?: No...I'm more of a visor wearer, but I don't have any!

(107) Wear make-up?: Hell no!

(108) Favorite place to shop?: Borders, Best Buy, Toys R Us...^_^

(109) Favorite article of clothing?: Headband

(110) Are you trendy?: No...

(111) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? No

The rest will come soon.:)

Say 'Fuzzy Pickles!'

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 20:41:20 GMT

For the past couple of months I've been playing the crack Super Nintendo RPG known as Earthbound~! I finished it like a week ago(Giygas is weird), and now I'm switching to a GBA game(new Emulator!). I tried the sequel to the Pokémon TCG, but I couldn't read it(piss-poor 'translations'). Pokémon's out of the question...and I can't play any Yu-Gi-Oh games for some unexplainable reason.:( *looks at her Gamecube, which has been horribly neglected recently* ... *deletes the GB emulator* Now what to play? Mario Tennis...played that enough. DBZ: Budokai 2...nah. Pokémon Colosseum...time to go on a OHKO spree~!:D Ready the Action Replay, Lightning!

Lightning: *too busy drawing on my Magna-Doodle*

Pikachu...*sigh~!* Good (imaginary)companions are hard to find these days.^_^;

Oh, and I'd like to welcome my good friend HellKorn to the LJ community~!^_^

HARDY-SAMA~!~!~1111``~!1!

Sun, 24 Jul 2005 04:00:18 GMT

^My reaction to seeing Version One two weeks ago. He is SO gonna give Edge hell until they get it on at Summerslam!^_^ Serves Edgy right for stealing his girlfriend...serves the little slut right as well.>:(

The draft went reasonably well...I got one for each brand right: Christian to Smackdown and Kurt Angle to Raw.:) I get bonus points for predicting Angle would be the second pick.*smirks* The champs switching brands is fine: Dave needs work on the mic(and is showing improvement), and Cena needed to be awesome again.:) Dave's switch also supports Randy's switch to SD(so he'll have something to do after the Taker feud; he planned to go after 'Tista when he'd healed)...

The huge release list...I hate that Haas was released, as well as all 3 Dudleyz...Gangrel...Marty Janetty(but Marty'd gotten in a drunk driving accident before that, so...). SD has a lot of new cruisers to make up for their losses(The Mexicools, Frankie Kazarian...and maybe Kid Kash). Raw gained back Mattitude and Double H(kinda)(while Trips and Flair haven't been seen lately)...Speaking of whom, HBK's heel turn was nothing short of shocking. Shawn/Hogan is SO on!:D

I'm Ba~ack!^_^

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 17:59:53 GMT

Like the Taker background? It took me a long time to find a good picture, hence why I didn't change the Cena BG until now. Sory I haven't updated in a while; as I realized I needed to do my guides at the forums instead of rough drafting here(it was a nice thought, though).

Summer vacation is here, so what am I doing? A damn summer job, that's what.x_x It's at the bookstore in the Commons...it's alright, but it can get tiring sometimes. I do it Mondays and Tuesdays for 3 hours: 9:30a.m. to 12:30p.m. Speaking of books, Harry Potter 6 is finally here, and the Goblet of Fire movie is just around the corner! Radcliffe's getting hotter with each movie!*drools*

My birthday has also come and gone(17~!); and I got a few presents to show for it: Mario Power Tennis, Mario Party 6, DBZ: Budokai 2, the two charity books from Harry Potter, and the Series of Unfortunate Events movie!^_^

The recent wrestling news will come next time, including the shocking return of MATT HARDY~! Go get 'em, Version 1!

KT's Raw Recap(May 2)

Sun, 08 May 2005 18:48:56 GMT

Great...apparently, Serebii.net's closing in a month. Thankfully, the forums will still be open(as will the site, Joe just won't update) , but still...

But a ray of hope has arrived with the WWE: Rock and Vince have patched things up! What a relief; I couldn't bear to see Rocky go just yet.;_; Now when are they going to Cali...;)

-Batista and Christy are chatting backstage(I sincerely hope Dave doesn't get an interest in her) when Bischoff shows up. He says there will be a 'Gold Rush Tournament' to decide Dave's next challenger. What's more, the competitors won't know who they're facing until the last second! I like that; and apparently, so does Dave. Eric also gives 'Tista the night off, but Dave declines and teases Bisch about having a match with the guy who was brave enough to go head to head with Vince several years ago(If you guessed SC, you're wrong. Besides, that feud was the other way around.:p).;) Of course, Dave was only joking.^_^

-First match of the GRT has...Christian~! And he's facing off against.....*PYROSPLOSION~!* How ironic... This is a quick squash match(Kane won with a Chokeslam); and yes, Lita's still getting booed for riding the bicycle(despite the fact she was falling out of her very revealing top).;) Afterwards, Tomko gets in a cheap shot(while Christian escapes), but Kane-o gives him...another Chokeslam? What about the Tombstone?!>_<;

-Following Capt. Charisma; guess who he runs across? That's right: Ric Flair! Ric has a little 'rap' for him(but it's mor of a couplet), since Christian is mocking Cena-chan quite a bit:

You just lost the match kid, so take it from the Naitch, the winner of the tournament is gonna be Triple H!

And then Ric struts off, leaving Christian seething.

-Recap of the tag match from Backlash featuring Hogan. Y'know, I was hoping the faces would win it by disqualification, instead of by pin. How close was that prediction, though?^_^

-And here come Hassan and Davari to rant about their loss. Hassan, not surprisingly, blames Davari for his loss. He's got a point, since Davari was the one pinned; but that doesn't give him the right to copy what Edge did for several months!;) Hassan shoves Davari-san to the mat...and the crowd chants for Hogan. 1,000,000 to one odds says Double H shows up. Not surprisingly, he doesn't. What's surprising is that Davari slowly follows Hassan to the back, even thogh he beat him up. That's some strong loyalty there...

-Viscera vs. Simon Dean... Looks like Vis has officially stolen Mark Henry's old gimmick.*shudders* But in other news, Gangrel signed a contract! Hell yeah! ...What? Big splash on Simon gets the win.

-Bischoff walks by a few Divas and finds Trips in his office. Here we go again... Trips does his complaining stuff; and Eric says he's gotta fight his way up the tournament if he wants another shot at Dave.

-Meanwhile, Maria interviews Shelton...who's in the tourney! All right! Jericho enters the picture; and he's in as well. Y2J admits Shelt isn't a bitch, and the two make up. But how ironic would it be to have these two facing each other...

-Why the graphic of Candido came halfway through the show is a mystery; but then again, he was in TNA, so... Still nice they remembered this, though.

-Time for Shelt's match; and his opponent is.....*Oh, Oh, Shawn...* Am I dreaming? Shelton vs. HBK? I bow to the person who thought of this match; because to quote Edge, it reeked of awesomeness! I loved when the two did stereo kip-ups!^_^ Awesome finish too: Shelton LEAPS RIGHT ACROSS THE RING FROM THE TOP ROPE, but Shawn saw the opportunity to Superkick him RIGHT when Shelt landed! The pin is academic from there, and HBK advances.

-Backstage, looks like Edgy's in the tournament too. Why, you ask; when he already has a guaranteed shot at the belt? Cause two title matches are better than one, right?^_^ Grisham mentions the draft in a couple weeks; and says if Edge goes back to SD, that guaranteed match is considered null and void since the contract's for Raw only! Edge then runs into Victoria and...Lita. Oh god. Matty's gotta be pissed...so am I.

-Superheroes vs. La Résistance(Tag Titles)... I'm so glad Hurricane has a title...^_^ Our new tag champs' team finisher gets the win.

-Time for Edge's match, and he's carrying his briefcase as always. His opponent is....*Y5J, Y4J, Y3J, Y2J, PYROBOOM~!* So let's see who's been in this so far: Christian, Kane, Shelton, HBK, Edge, Y2J, and Trips is in it too. The only one who'd be logical enough to fill the last spot has got to be Benoit.;) BTW, Dave's been watching the tourney backstage. I'm betting that's what Trips does to scout his opponents half the time.:) Anyways, Spear to Jericho wins it for Edgy.

-As I mentioned on Togepi's B-Day, May 2 is Rocky's B-day!^_^ *sighs* I miss him; I really do.

-Masterlock Challenge time. I swear this is more boring than the Angle Invitational!>_<; At least Masters upped the ante(or something like that). Next!

-Here comes Trips, with Flair in tow. His opponent, as I thought, was Chris Benoit. Seems Benoit got some sort of injury at Backlash, cause he sells it BIG TIME(and also scares me when they get a closeup). Dave comes out when the ref's knocked out and the doubleteam begins. By the time the ref wakes up, Benoit's hooked the Sharpshooter! Dave pulls the bottom rope away when Trips gets close(HA-HA!)! And then, the unthinkable happens...HUNTER TAPS OUT~!~!~! BENOIT ADVANCES~! So the semifinals pit Kane vs. Benoit in a Backlash '04 rematch, and Edge vs. HBK: Round 3. This oughtta be good...

KT's Smackdown Review(April 29)

Tue, 03 May 2005 19:45:00 GMT

A happy 22'nd birthday today to pdutogepi ; as well as The Rock, who turned 33 yesterday!-^_^- God I miss Rocky...;_;

-Carlito's Cabana~! BTW, Carlito's still getting cheered(not like I mind or anything)...well, until he bashes the UK.;) Triple C says his next guest is definitely cool(and I have to agree; he wasn't my favorite wrestler [when I first started watching] for nothing!): Kurt Angle~! Angle-sama talked about how he'll win the Fatal Fourway match later on...I'll definitely be cheering for him! Go Angle! He's soon interrupted by someone from OVW, Steve Lewington. The guy wants a try at the Invitational, but Kurt rejects him(doing an English accent while doing so--aw~!)...Not! Angle's on him straightaway; then sends out a warning to his opponents. Hey, what happened to Carlito? Oh, there he is; spitting apple into Lewington's face.

-London vs. Chavito(Cruiser title)... Torrie was the ring announcer for this match, since she doesn't have anything to do and isn't feuding with Dawn for the umpteenth time.:p For some strange reason, Chavo thinks it's TNA and gets London outta the ring and has him counted out. If this were Impact, Chavito would've won the title; but as it is, titles don't change hands on a countout. You think he'd know that by now... Chavo unleashes his Guerrero rage on an injured London afterwards.

-Backstage, Sharmelle and Booker are hanging out when Heidenreich run across the two. Jon reads his newest poem(supporting Booker in the Fatal Fourway); and Sharmelle can dig that. Ditto; I actually like this one! Good on him!

-Meanwhile, Eddie tries to get Rey-rey riled up for their rematch with MNM; but Rey is still a little upset with him. And to make things worse, who should show up but Chavo! He tries to stir things up between the two even more until Rey finally tells him to shut up! Chavo leaves, and Rey and Eddie patch things up. Latino Heat may not always be 100% in the head, but in the heart it was 100% then, now, and forevermore. Such a sweet quote; I'd be stupid not to include that.;_;

-Eddie/Rey vs. MNM(Tag Titles)... Rey was quite right about Eddie's head not being 100%(although we've all known that about him from the start)...he almost left the ring when Rey accidentally hit him with a crossbody.>_<; Nitro impressed me with sort of a breakdance elbow on Rey...all that training did him good!^_^ But at the end of the match; Rey was set for the tag to Eddie(who was in the corner)....but Eddie refused to tag in(hell, even MNM was shocked at this!)! Houston, we have a heel turn.:( MNM hits their finisher for 3; and beatdown on Rey-rey as Eddie slowly walks to the back...and as we're told later, completely out of the arena. ' Who could've guessed that you and I...somehow today, we have to say goodbye...'

-Cena vs. René... I was still reeling over the way Eddie had turned, even though I knew he would; so I wasn't much into this match. If anything, René's on my cute list again.-^_^- FU wins it for Cena...God, where's Taker when you really need him?

-Matt Morgan vs. Mikey Whiplash... Total squash by Morgan; but I'm starting to like him a little more than I did last week. Still stutters, though.

-I didn't mention it last week, but JBL is still carrying the old WWE title for when he wins it again. Just one little problem...it still has Cena's name on the plate.:p JBL is getting interviewed when Big Show goes up behind him and says he's not a wrestling god...he's on a losing streak! Hah; BURN~!

-Cena's music video is premiering next week! Cool! Must...get...Cena-chan's CD! Or at least download the tracks!^_^

-Angle vs. Booker vs. Big Show vs. JBL(Fatal Fourway)... Uh...where'd Bradshaw get the Rolls Royce?^_^; Show's eliminated frst by countout after a nice little thing we call 'teamwork'. Booker was next to go after a chair shot, and pin from Angle(who'd double-crossed JBL). Go, Kurt, go! Go, Kurt, go!^_^ *Watches Booker gain revenge on Angle with the chair; leading to JBL pinning Angle for the #1 contender's spot* Aw, dammit all...

KT's Raw Recap(April 24)

Sun, 01 May 2005 20:24:27 GMT

Great; we got 2 deaths this week: Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist(and I officially declare Envy a grade-A bastard...but we already knew the little shapeshifter was an asshole from the start didn't we?); and more importantly, TNA's own Chris Candido. Seemed a blood clot from after his ankle surgery was the cause...those are nasty. At least he kinda went out with a bang, as the Naturals captured the tag titles Friday. He may have been a Ric Flair ripoff, but I'll still miss him. RIP, Candido.

-Dave's awesomely cool music(and awesome pyro) kickstarts this Raw; and introduces JR as beating Trips in his first encounter. Does Shelton Benjamin not ring a bell in Tista's mind? Oh, well. After a bit, Trips interrupts. "Aww; Triple H, what a surprise!" Dave rules so much. It's no surprise he pushed past Angle for the #3 spot on my list.^_^ Dave annoys Hunter further by showing JR's win last week--twice! It's too much for GameCube to handle; and the suit's off as Trips storms to the ring. But Hunter thinks better of it and backs off; only telling Dave that come Backlash(which is TONIGHT), 'Tista's ass is his. Dave reflects it back at him like Kirby would by sucking it up and copying what he just said.

-New match for Backlash: Viscera(w/Trish) vs. Kane(w/Lita)

-Meanwhile in a British resaurant, Trish patiently waits for her date. But it's obvious she wants out, of course. Vis shows up, and says he was at the drugstore...then holds up a huge roll of condoms.>_<;

-Jericho vs. Sylvain... Have I ever mentioned that Sylvain's last name is really hard to spell? Well, it is. Damn French names... Y2J wins it with the Walls. Afterwards, there's the La Résistance beatdown...and Shelton saves! But Jericho and Shelt still aren't getting along...Exploder for Jericho, which the crowd boos(they loved Jericho).

-Back with Vis and Trish; the latter tries a cute English accent ordering her food. It was apparently some British joke; but I've never heard that one. But it seems Viscera got the joke directed at him...

-Christian's getting ready for his match with Dave later when Flair enters and does his thing. Christian's response is one that I've been waiting to hear for a long time: "Don't have a heart attack...^_^;":p Then Christian and Flair have a war of words...Capt. Charisma makes my day by saying this about Trips: "Maybe he can get drafted to Smackdown...and beat Michael Cole!" *bows to Christian-sama* Christian then has Tomko 'escort' Ric out of the room. I think Christian's a lock to go to SD now. If he doesn't get picked, Vince has wasted a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to push Christian to the top.

-Capt. Charisma and Tomko then heads out to the ring and promises to beat Dave, then Cena(which he calls an 'Ali G ripoff'...watch it with the Cena shoots there.).*PYROSPLOSION~!* Kane-o uses Tomko as a warmup for Viscera(and Christian escapes to the back). Shortly after, Lita gets interviewed and says Kane'll win.

-Back with the CLB, he meets up with Ric again to try to apologize...and to try to get on Trips' good side. Ric goes back in Evo's locker room; and while Christian's back is turned, Trips comes out. "Michael Cole, huh?" I have a bad feeling about this as Trips invites Christian inside.

-Damn it...we gotta endure more of the Masterlock Challenge. And once again, Masters picks someone from the audience and wins. But I find it interesting that he put 1,000 Pounds on the line this time...that's about 2,000 American dollars, right?

-Coach interviews HBK...and Shawn is still doing the ear cup. So cute.-^_^- Eventually, HBK kicks out Coach and gets both Hogan AND Okerlund(been quite a while since we've seen him!) with him! Double H does the usual...including the shirt rip. HBK tries to imitate, but phails. It was still terribly cute, though.^_^

-Christy and a few of the divas come out. They indroduce...Aw, fuck; it's the Page 3 girls.X_x But the reason they're here was to promote Regal's new autobiography! I'd totally forgotten about that! Regal(and Tajiri) comes out; which leads to...yep, Hassan and Davari. The two want a mach with the tag champs as a warmup for their Backlash match.

-Regal/Tajiri vs. Hassan/Davari... This is non-title. Of course, Regal was WAY over. And I mark for Davari wrestling, so that's good. And since the Arabs need momentum going into their match with Shawn and Hogan, they win...Davari hits a springboard legdrop on Regal for the pin. Beatdown on Regal follows.

-Back with Viscera and Trish; the two have finished eating, and Vis wants to dance. But in doing so, he knocks down a waiter. "Uh...check, please."*giggles*

-Edge vs. Val Venis... Uh, is Edgy afraid someone'll steal that breifcase; or is it because he wants to rub the fact he won the ladder match into everyone's faces? I don't think I'll ever understand him. Especially since the man STOLE LITA AWAY FROM MATT! God damn son of a...where was I? Oh yeah; Spear to Venis gets 3. Signature move beatdown on Val follows(Yay!): Edgeucator, Edgecution...the Crossface brings Benoit out, and Triple German Suplexes for Edge.

-Christian, Ric and Trips interrupt Coach on the phone...seems now Coach is the ref, Ric is the timekeeper, and Trips is replacing Tomko for Christian vs. Dave. Okay...Where have I seen this before?

-Back in the restaurant, Viscera gargles down some listerine; and Trish tells him to come close. BITCHSLAP! A loud bitchslap, mind you. She tells him off, then flashes Vis for motivation. "Kane, you're a dead man." Uh-oh...

-Christian vs. Batista... I know I've seen the Evo setup like this in another match. But when was it? Damn... Long story short; the match ends in a no contest due to the biased ref.;) Christian gets a Demon Bomb. But Trips gets the last word in before Backlash: He hits the Pedigree on Batista. Dave tries to get up...but he can't.:(

KT's Smackdown Review(April 21)

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 20:43:07 GMT

Finally getting back on track with the reviews; and once I'm done with that, it's back to Melee for me!^_^

-Big Show vs. Booker T... Both Angle and Bradshaw were guest commentators for this match. JBL annoyed me as always; but Kurt showed some face-ish signs...but maybe that's cause he's one of my favorites and JBL isn't.:p Not too bad of a match...but by the time Book and Show had spilled over the ropes; the two had figured that a double DQ for this match would mean just JBL vs. Angle next week. And so the two heels attacked, drawing the double DQ. Teddy walked out and said he was now forced to change next week's main even from a Triple Threat...to a Fatal Fourway match!

-Carlito's Cabana~! I bet you can guess who the guest this week is...yep, 'Latino Heat' Eddie Guerrero! Triple C asks Eddie where he was when MNM attacked Rey last week. Carlito tries following up with his catchphrase, but Eddie would have none of this cool talk! Eddie calls Rey-rey out so he can explain, and Rey obliges. He eventually apologizes, and the two hug. Aw~!-^_^- MNM break up this little heartwarming moment on the Titantrons and challenge them for the tag titles...BTW, they're standing next to Eddie's lowrider. The three steal a move Trish did a while back, and spraypaint it with their initials.

-Well, whaddya know: Matt Morgan's back on Smackdown! But he stole Goldust's stuttering gimmick...he kinda does a bad job of it too.

-Meanwhile, Orlando's rallying the Basham Bros. ...Okay, he's ordering them around as if he were JBL himself. He tells the twins they'll have to shape up or they'll be fired. OJ leaves, and Doug says he's getting sick of this. Could a split be coming?

-Matt Morgan vs. a jobber... For the newbies or those who can't think back to late '03, I'll explain that Morgan was previously brought up by Heyman for Brock Lesnar's Survivor Series team(as well as a returning Nathan Jones). The guy's been in OVW since early '04. Looks like he's gotten a very cool finisher since we saw him last, as well as gotten more vicious. Of course, the jobber loses to the cool finisher.

-Booker/Show vs. Angle/JBL... BTW, most of us know JBL is winning the Fatal Fourway; but a couple of more matches have been made for Judgement Day: Angle vs. Booker, and Big Show vs. Carlito! Those ought to be interesting. Show gave JBL a Chokeslam for the clean pin after Angle ditches Bradshaw. Sometimes, Angle just rules so much it isn't funny...

-*Heiden, Heidenreich, Heidenreich...* Oh great; now we have to put up with him now. Yes, his music is cool, but I still don't like him...he scares me. I can't stress that enough. Taker's scary in an awesomely cool way.^_^ Jon's just plain scary.>_<; Anyways, he brings out the Brooklyn Brawler for his opinion of his latest poem. I think it's bad. Brawler thinks the same thing. In fact, he compares it to the Red Sox beating the Yankees. Ooh, harsh. And now he wants to be called the Boston Brawler now. Huh?!o_0; Heidenreich beats him up as a result, and I'm left a very confused teen.

-Rey/Eddie vs. MNM(Tag Titles)... I knew that MNM would be winning the titles; and not just cause I read the spoilers either. But it's kinda shocking that they're actually giving a TE winner(Nitro/Henningan) a title! Not even Maven's won a belt, and he's the very first TE winner! Shock over Nitro aside; the titles changed hands when Eddie was a bit busy with Melina(She'd jumped into his arms and started making out), and Mercury pinned Rey in the commotion. Afterwards, the now former champs started arguing. Eddie pushed Rey down, then Rey got up and pushed Eddie down! Uh-oh...:(

-Cena vs. Orlando... Strangely, OJ only had one Basham with him(Danny); but Doug would attack at the end of the match(didn't stop Cena from winning, though). This was also non title, but billed as being 'Champion vs. Champion'. I know we had another match like that last year; but I can't remember who was facing who... Anyways, Cena hit the FU for the win.

KT's Raw Recap(April 18)

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 20:20:52 GMT

I watched the All That 10'th anniversary special last night! Great to see Kenan and Kel back where they first started...it brings back SO many memories!^_^ But not a trace of Lori Beth and Kevin, and Amanda only got one or two appearances!:( An awesome reunion...and they're bringing back Vital Information next season~! Yayness!-^_^-

-Since JR's facing Trips later today, Coach is filling in for him!^_^ BTW, that match is now No DQ; and since Flair is returning to Trips' side(WHERE WAS HE?!), JR will have Batista's help.

-Edge vs. Benoit... Oh boy; "You Screwed Matt" chants for Edgy. Of course, New York City hasn't missed a beat as far as keeping up with the latest wrestling news.:p The crowd would do the same thing to Lita later in the night.;_; The match ends in a No Contest when the two take this outside the ring...beyond the barricade...and past the crowd where they're finally pulled apart. But it only lasted the commercial break when Bischoff finally arrives and makes a Last Man Standing match for Backlash! That should be a good one...

-Trish comes down to the ring to...apologize to Lita? Lita comes out, and as I said earlier, the NYC crowd is booing her for getting Matty fired. But Trish, being the phenomenal heel that she is, sucks all that heat up! Whoa! Trish finally gets through her apology; but of course Amy won't accept, seeing as how Trish made her life a living hell last year.;) Lita: "Payback is a bitch!" Trish gets hit with Lita's crutch, but Lita isn't done yet! *PYROSPLOSION~!* Kane comes down and gets Trish ready for a Chokeslam, but none other than Viscera comes to her rescue! Crowd: "Let's go Mabel!" Yikes. Vis beats up Kane and heads to the back, Trish in his arms.

-In the back, Trish thanks her knight in shining armor; but Big Vis has other things in mind...like sleeping with our Women's champ. This seems strangely familiar...This can't be good. Not only for Trish, but for the people watching this show.:(

-Tajiri/Regal vs. The Heartthrobs(Tag Team titles)... As probably 2 of you know, Taji and Regal made a open challenge on Heat for the tag titles. And we get the team formerly known as 'The Heartbreakers', but I guess newbies would confuse that team with HBK.;) And in case you're wondering, I don't find them cute. Once the champs get over their opponent's...unique personality(think Rico...or Billy and Chuck), defeating them is a breeze. Afterwards, Romeo and Antonio do their finisher on Taji...a double Rock Bottom.

-Back with JR, he's getting worried as Dave hasn't shown up yet. Meanwhile, Hunter reveals he paid 'Tista's limo driver to take Dave everywhere in NYC but MSG(at least, that's what I can make of it).

-Hassan gets interviewed and gets cocky, saying Hogan won't show for Backlash. Along the way, Hassan pulls out a true as hell statement that Hogan's in it for himself.>_<;

-HBK vs. Hassan... The aftermath of this is so predictable the newbies could see it coming from 2 miles away, but we'll get to that later. Hassan's no-pin streak continues, as Davari interferes before Shawn can actually win. Beatdown on Shawn until...*When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside...* Hulkster's back!(and the pop he got was freaking GODLY!) He does the usual routine(which even I marked a little for) to get the Arabs outta the ring; then poses with Shawn for at least 3 to 5 minutes. HBK doing the ear cup was rather cute IMO... BTW, it's rather ironic to have Hogan return at the arena he had his last match at, isn't it?;)

-Yay...Chris Masters. Unfortunately, he picks someone from the audience to pwn with the Masterlock. Something tells me this'll run as long as the Angle Invitationals. If you wanted to know, my guess was Mark Henry.-_-;

-Shelton vs. Simon... I'm not sure if it was an IC title match; but they didn't display the graphic saying it was, so I guess not. Jericho comes out before the bell rings; and gives us a FREE CONCERT~! Although Y2J's bashing Shelt, I find the song pretty funny.^_^ Oh, and Shelt vs. Jericho for the IC title at Backlash! Exploder Suplex on Simon gets the win for Shelton.

-CHRISTIAN~! Damn, he's still got Tomko?!>_<; When is that draft coming...*No chance; that's what ya got...* Well, speak of the devil...And looks like Vince is fully healed; cause he's powerwalking to the ring like he always does. Vinny Mac finally announces the draft lottery...it'll be in about a month. I'm guessing that's the next Supershow. Vince also makes mention of Austin giving Christian the CLB title, which I mark out for(even though he's not creepy; he's cute...<3). Christian is pleased at the draft announcement, cause he's only the most overlooked superstar on the Raw roster...and he wants to win the WWE title from 'Marky Mark'(AKA. Cena) cause 'that's how he rolls'(aw, that's cute!). In response, Vince books Christian vs. Batista as next week's main event! Tomko is none too pleased, knowing Capt. Charisma will get squashed like a bug; but Christian is estatic!

-Trips gets interviewed, and they break out the Drowning Pool version of Trips' song for a Pedigree clip video! That song kicks much ass, it does...^_^

-Trips vs. JR(No DQ)... Dave doesn't show up until the end; and by then Hunter has already heavily bladed JR and Pedigreed Lawler, who'd seen enough. 'Tista then blazed through Ric and Trips until GameCube blasts him with a chair.>_<; Pedigree's set up, but it's reversed and Dave lays out Trips with the chair. Then, with a cocky smile, he drags JR across Trips. 1. 2. 3. Dave celebrates as the show closes.

OMG!!

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 01:25:06 GMT

I just found out it's Cena-chan's b-day today! I was wondering when it was...

Happy Birthday Cena~!-^_^-

HOLY CRAP! An update NOT mostly wrestling related!O_O

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 00:57:10 GMT

I'm enjoying my 9 days of freedom...I just got a new Shonen Jump!^_^ There was nothing at my local Blockbuster's I liked(I wanted to get Mario Tennis, but looks liked they nixed the N64 section...don't ask how they DON'T have Power Tennis for the GameCube), so I got my favorite manga mag instead!-^_^-

Before I went to Blockbuster's though, I had Self Defense class...a part of which had us bouncing on the big rubber balls while passing the little Nerf balls around(and when I say 'pass', I mean 'Angle and Eddie with the chair' kind of passing.:p). A gigglefest waiting to happen, I tell ya(all of my classmates there are girls)!^_^; Still, pretty damn fun.:)

Have you ever had laughing gas in your system? Pretty weird feeling, isn't it? My dentist's appointment yesterday went fine...even though they were working on 3 teeth instead of a single cavity like Dad and I thought.^_^; They even used some sort of a file to smooth a couple teeth...VERY weird.>_<;

And since I feel like doing this; I'm putting my rankings of the WM movie spoofs(and the best quote or moment):

9. Pulp Fiction w/Eddie and Booker T(Best Moment: Booker reciting the Bible and ending it with his signature quote)

8. Forrest Gump w/Eugene and Regal(Best Quote: "Run Eugene, RUN!" Poor, poor William Regal.:p)

7. When Harry Met Sally w/Angle and Christy(Best Quote: "I'll have what she's having." Go Linda! Angle ruled, as always. And Christy put that hyperness of hers to good use.)

6. Dirty Harry w/Undertaker(Best Moment: Taker rolling his eyes back before he pulls the trigger...Have I mentioned how much I love YamiTaker?-^_^-)

5. Braveheart w/Trips and Flair(Best Quote: "I shoot fireballs from my hands...and lightning from my arse." X friggin D~! Flair was pure hilarity as well.)

4. Gladiator w/Steve Austin(Best Quote AND Moment: "Master...of the middle finger"*proceeds to flip the bird to the guy he's talking to* This is why I do and will always love the Rattlesnake for: his skills on the mic.)

3. A Few Good Men w/ JBL and Cena(Best Quote: "Big Show's loss, while tragic, saved this company!" Freaking intense spoof. Cena-chan's acting was superb, plus he was MEGA hot~!-^_^- Coach also had a two second appearance as the judge)

2. Basic Instinct w/Benoit, Y2J, Christian, and Stacy(Best Quotes: Everything said by Christian. HAIL CAPT. CHARISMA! Could've done without the appearances at the end by Mae and Moolah, though. This would've been the best spoof if not for...)

1. Taxi Driver outtakes(Best "You talkin' to me?": Batista of course, cause the man is awesomeness on a stick! But OMG; Cole without a shirt on?! I'm BLIND!:p)

KT's Smackdown Review(April 14)

Mon, 18 Apr 2005 20:44:00 GMT

-Booker vs. Orlando... Non title match; but that might change pretty soon... JBL joins the announce team and I try ignoring his 'wrestling god' BS. He may be a great talker, but he just had to proclaim himself those two words. Keep in mind it's coming from the winner of the APA Invitational two years back.;) The Bashams interfere for the DQ; but Big Show runs in and clears the ring of the heels. This causes Teddy Long to come out and order a handicap match...sorta:

-Show/Booker vs. the Cabinet... See what I mean?:p And when Teddy made the match, JBL said MLK Jr. was rolling in his grave.>_<; Keep those racism comments to yourself, Bradshaw. That's what got you fired from your other job.;) Anyways, Scissors Kick from Booker gets 3. JBL berates his Cabinet on their way to the back.

-Torrie vs. Dawn Marie... One of these two should go to Raw...I'm thinking Torrie. Let's see what she has versus the Diva Search winner.;) Neckbreaker from Torrie gets the win.

-Carlito's Cabana! The set looks neat... Triple C says the Highlight Reel's not cool. Like I said, Carlito/Jericho feud.:) His first guest is Rey Mysterio! Rey-rey agrees with Carlito that Eddie's actions last week weren't cool at all. But Rey says he and Eddie will work things out; and nothing'll split them apart. Aw, that's sweet!^_^ Then new music starts up...and cue the newest tag team on SD: MNM; consisting of Joey Mercury, Melina(the valet), and...JOHNNY NITRO~!*marks out* Mmm...hotness(and I don't just mean Nitro; I mean Mercury, too). Nitro and Mercury want a Tag title shot. Rey-rey says Melina could use a breath mint. That cues a beatdown(while Eddie never saves his partner)...while Carlito relaxes on one of the chairs.

-Backstage, JBL continues to give the Cabinet a talking to. He's giving them one last chance or they're fired. Bradshaw walks off, and he runs into a deliveryman with a package for Cena. JBL automatically assumes it's the custom belt and takes it for him, giving the UPS guy a $100 bill as a tip. The Bashams and Orlando want to do what they did to the custom US belt, but JBL's going solo: no one's messing this up.

-Eddie arrives in the infimary, where Rey's healing from his beatdown. Rey's pissed about Eddie not coming to the rescue, and Eddie says he had...trouble with his car? Okay... Eddie promises to make it up to him by dedicating his matches to Rey. Cute; but still, we know Eddie's going heel...:(

-CENA~! As we know, Chicago is now the home of WM 22; but Cena reminds us for those who didn't go on the internet or see WM 21.:p JBL comes out at Cena's request...wearing the original WWE title belt around his waist! He also has the box, of course(and a trash can...sound familiar?). Bradshaw opes the box and reaches in expecting the new belt, but gets some really disgusting animal guts instead. Ew~! Cena then dumps the box over JBL--DOUBLE EW!!X_x Although Cena-chan was creative in his intentions, that's still quite crude and disgusting.>_<; Then the new custom belt comes down...Covered with bling-bling(and looks heavier than the regular belts); but I really like the spinning WWE logo!^_^

-Heidenreich vs. some jobber... What...the...fuck?! Heidenreich's gone from crazy and into demented. I still like his entrance theme; but he's scaring the shit out of me more than he ever had when he faced Taker a few months ago.*shudders* Jon wins with a modified Black Hole Slam(Abyss' finisher); then reads a poem about...farting. And he gets cheered. The hell?!

-Backstage during a photo shoot, Sharmelle and Booker plan for the match with Big Show. As Book gets back to posing for the camera, Angle shows up and says he's gonna win the title from Cena. Kurt also gets a hard shot that Booker hasn't won either of the WWE/F top titles ONCE, although he is a...well, we know.;) Sharmelle stands up to Angle, saying while he did make HBK tap out this year; Eddie G. beat him last year! "Now, can you dig that? SUCKA!" I think Sharmelle's become my new favorite diva.:)

-London-sama~! Even though Paul's not cleared to wrestle, he came here for a fight! He calls out Chavo, who tells London he is the greatest Cruiser EVER! I gotta agree somewhat, but don't get a big ego Chavito. Does Jaqueline ring a bell?;) Well, as soon as London's medically cleared, they'll have their match. But not now: As a Guerrero, he is a man of honor and would never attack from behind. Yeah right; we know he lies, cheats, and steals as much as his uncle does. Kidman attacks London(with Chavo following close behind), but Paul quickly turns the tables and gives Kidman a London Calling SSP.:)

-Angle vs. Eddie... We've got anothe MOTY contender! Great match, about as good as their last two encounters(and maybe more so). My favorite part was when Eddie grabbed a chair, but the ref was waking up. So, Eddie tossed it to Kurt, who tosses it back, and Eddie throws it back one last time before playing possum.:p Angle threw the chair away, but the ref still caught Angle.^_^ The end comes when Angle grabs the chair again and goes for Eddie, but Rey-rey makes the save. But Eddie gets up, sees Rey with the chair, and thinks the obvious, backing away. Eddie needs a hug badly.:( Angle uses this to his advantage, pushing Rey(with the chair) into Eddie; and quickly pinning him. The split continues... And Cole has the perfect line to end the show: "Unfortunately, tonight, we leave you like we did last week with one of the tag team champions upset, distraught, emotionally drained after a miscommunication with his partner cost him a chance to advance in the championship series."

KT's Raw Review(April 10)

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 21:50:55 GMT

I missed today's Pokémon eppie!;_; Oh well, no review of 'Hokey Pokéballs'(I'm SO glad I'm thinking up better names for these titles...I have an especially good pun for this one!) until Friday.

-Christy/Victoria vs. Molly/Trish... As we know, this was Molly's final appearance before her release...being pinned twice by Christy was the straw that broke the camel's back, so to speak. ...Ok, Christy rolled up Molly for the win. Can we have Victoria turn heel now? Afterwards...*PYROSPLOSION~!* RUN TRISH, RUN! Go get her, Kane-o! ...NO, not in THAT way!>_<;

-Video of Randy's shoulder surgery plays(and I try hard not to throw up). Looks like a Randy/Dave feud is set in a few months!

-Cut backstage to some of the divas(including a returning Stacy Keibs), who chat about how they'd want to be Demon Bombed by Dave. Don't worry guys, I know sexual innuedo when I hear it.;) Suddenly Trish barges in; still being chased by...oh look, there's Kane! Stratus gets back to running, while Glenn looks at the scared divas for a few seconds(comic relief, I guess) before resuming his chase.

-Coach interviews Hassan and Davari. The two say the usual(and we STILL don't know what the hell Davari's saying--Where's Rocky when you need him?:p).

-*Time to play the game...* For the second week in a row, Ric is not by Trips' side. I'm getting worried, considering Spring Cleaning has arrived... Anyways, Trips(being the bearer of the Crest of Knowledge in my mind) has found Dave's weak spot: Batista fears the Pedigree. Say what?!o_0 If he says so...(If anything, Dave would be afraid of being shoved into Trips' you-know-what. Sorry; I usually can't bring myself to say it, being a female and all.) *Stand back, there's a Hurricane comin' through!* OMG, HURRICANE~! Hurri wants revenge for his and Rosey's defeats by Hunter a few weeks before WM. He cues for Rosey and the Superheroes gang up on Trips!

-Trips vs. Hurricane/Rosey(Handicap match)... Trips gains the advantage for the latter half of the match, and pins Helms with...you guessed it, the Pedigree while Rosey's leg is caught in the ropes. GameCube claims that the Pedigree takes a second to unleash; and of course, I know he's lying. HBK made the same claim last year with his Sweet Chin Music Superkick...he's right.:) But we all know that Trips' Pedigree takes a few seconds to set up; seconds that Batista can escape from the move, give him a Demon Bomb and pin him 1, 2, 3.

-Chris Masters vs. unnamed jobber... The highlight of this was Masters' entrance, which rocks.^_^ The Masterlock gets the tapout. Afterwards, Chris makes an open challenge to anyone who thinks they can break out of his Masterlock...$100 of his cash on the line. I think I know who'll answer that challenge; but I won't say who. I just hope my guess is right.:)

-Aw, fuck; ANOTHER DIVA SEARCH?! WHAT THE HELL IS VINCE THINKING?!X_@

-HBK vs. Hassan--er, Davari... Since apparently Shawn hasn't earned the right to fight Hassan, HBK's taking on Davari instead! Fine with me; I heard he's better than Hassan. And the rumors were true; this guy is good! He'd easily be a great contender for SD's Cruiser title if he wasn't on Raw.:) Anyways; Hassan low blows Shawn, which leads to a rollup for the win!

-Shawn goes to Bischoff, and you can easily tell he's quite PO'ed. HBK wants a handicap match at Backlash; but Eric rightfully refuses, saying "no partner, no match."

-Highlight Reel~! Sadly, Jericho doesn't mention his new competition Carlito's Cabana. Jericho's guest is IC champ Shelton Benjamin. Remember when Y2J lost the title to Shelt at Taboo Tuesday a while back? Guess who wants a rematch! Shelt says that Jericho already had his chance last week(while making the 'world's smallest violin' statement, complete with hand gesture). The two soon get at each other and have to be pulled apart.

-Back with Kane, he finds Lita in a room and the two liplock(In NC, Matt Hardy starts crying; and somewhere else in the arena, Edge spits out whatever he's drinking)! Infernoshipping~!^_^

-Shawn comes out to announce his partner. How many of you guys thought it would be Marty? Sorry guys; I was one of the few that didn't(I didn't even THINK of Marty, strangely enough), and my guess is correct: HBK chooses Hulk Hogan.*small markout*

-Benoit vs. Christian... Edge joins JR and Lawler, and the team of Lawler and Edgy become so annoying I turn on the mute button for most of the match. Damn heels.>_<; Edge interferes, which allows Christian to do the Unprettier to Benoit and win.

-DAVE INTERVIEW~! And he now has HUGE pyro sparkage in his entrance; awesome!^_^ But since Trips said earlier that he'll Pedigree 'Tista by the end of the night, Dave came prepared in his gear. Once again, Hunter overestimated his former partner; and once again, it'll be his downfall. Dave knows when he became Heavyweight champ that he'd become a hunted man(must...resist...easy pun!), but he won't fall victim like Goldberg did(I added the Goldberg bit myself). Trips' music hits, and he attacks 'Tista from behind. Trips locks in the Pedigree, but Dave escapes and throws Trips over the top rope. Trips grabs a mic and makes it sound like next week it's a WM 21 rematch; but in reality, he's facing JR.X_X Aw, fuck...

Vacation's where I wanna be...

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:26:24 GMT

Yay; a whole week with no school!^_^ Unfortunately, I have to go to the dentist again on Tuesday to get a cavity filled.-_-; I'll get the Raw Review up tomorrow.

SD last night...Main highlight was getting to see Johnny Nitro again!*squeals happily* Sadly, neither Cole or Tazz make the connection to his previous position as Bischoff's assistant(was 'fired' when he lost a match to Eugene), or even as one of the TE3 winners(along with Matt Capotelli).;_; I sense a Tag Title switch next week...If that's the boiling point for Eddie to turn, I'm not looking foward to it. Well, I kinda am; but remember his last attempted heel turn when he and Tajiri lost the Tag Titles to Team Angle two years ago? Didn't work, and I'm thinking it'll be the same here: The man's too damn popular(but I've heard he was quite the badass heel in the past)!^_^; No Taker appearance yet...where the hell are you Calloway?:( Meh, I guess he hasn't shown since he doesn't have his next feud yet. Silly me.:p My thoughts on Cena's modified belt? IMO, not as cool as his US title was; but it's still pretty well done with the spinning WWE logo.:) I'm bound to get a load of flames for that... Anything else? *thinks* Oh yeah, Heidenreich's gone past scaring the hell outta me and into...well, he's still scaring the living hell outta me, but his new way of turning face is pretty demented.@_@ Eat your heart out Snitsky. BTW, I think Charmelle's become my new favorite diva(sorry, Lita). Her attitude towards Angle was awesomeness on a stick!:)

Away from WWE and into TNA...Raven seriously scared me with his garbage can shot to Jeff Hardy on Impact a few hours ago. I almost thought it was Abyss, until I realized Abyss was feuding with AJ!>_<; All 8 matches on Lockdown to be inside the Steel Cage= WHOA~! Chris Daniels' entrance is almost as cool as Undertaker's. ALMOST.^_^; And TNA's probably going to pick up the male talent WWE fired this week: Rhyno(I smell a feud with Monty!), Matt Hardy(HARDYZ REUNION~!) and Jésus(feud with Apolo maybe?). Since TNA only has two divas(Trinity and Traci) and no Women's title, Molly Holly will be left in the dust(then again, she and Vince mutually agreed with her firing).:(

I think that's everything I need to say...did I mention no school for a week?:p